Superhero Crab Racing- Folkie's 2/17

Superhero Crab Racing-

PreRace:

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Armour Potted Meat Trivia:
1) John Brown
2) Eddie Arcaro
3) Steve Allen
4) Marlon Brando
5) $1500

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Angelina

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #38 Dipshit- Matt

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #77 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)
3) Winner- #87 Really? Well Put It Back In So I Can Finish- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)
4) Winner- #84 Clitter Critter- Judy
5) Winner- #14 Carl The Carpet Muncher- SRL
6) Winner- #66 Moonshine- Steve
7) Winner- #55 Don't Trust A Ho, Cuz The Ho Don't Trust You- SRL
8) Winner- #7 Swallow- Michigan 69ers (M69)

Halftime:
Some of this. This as well

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #25 Shooter's Gal- FSR

Halftime Entries:
Not tonite Chief.

10) Winner- #58 Pimp Daddy- FSR
11) Winner- #98 I've Started A New Hobby, Collecting STDs- M69

The Wave

12) Winner- #60 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
13) Winner- #8 Jenny Jenny- Tom
14) Winner- #26 Slippery Sailor- COF
15) Winner- #44 Git-R-Done- SRL
16) Winner- #Super Shooter- FSR

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #14 Carl The Carpet Muncher- Sapphire Racing League
2) Winner- #58 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
3) Winner- #44 Git-R-Done- Sapphire Racing League
4) Winner- #84 Clitter Critter- Judy

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #44 Git-R-Done- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A High Quality Tee-Shirt- #14 Carl The Carpet Muncher- Sapphire Racing League
Second Place- $20 in Folkie's Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free) - #58 Pimp Daddy- Facial Shot Racing
First Place- $50 in Folkie's Krab Kash (Likewise) - #84 Clitter Critter- Judy


Time:
Plus Two

Ciao for nao
j

Brickyard Crab Racing- Three Kings 2/6

Brickyard Crab Racing


Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Queen Elizabeth The First
2) Africa
3) Amen
4) Joe Louis
5) Pekinese

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Shauntay

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #84 I'm Going To Have To Num That. Num Num Num Num Num- Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers (PPPP)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #87 Das Fuhrer- Jud
3) Winner- SC Super Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #76 Little Pride- Shane
5) Winner- #46 catch The Snatch- Suenita
6) Winner- #44 John Terry- Jud
7) Winner- #26 Three Kings Special- Jill Bob
8) Winner- #25 Rick Likes Tits- Rick

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #58 Floppy Octo Coq- Skippy

Halftime Entries:
Nope

10) Winner- #51 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
11) Winner- #60 I Pilat With This Bitch Every Monday- ?????

The Wave

12) Winner- #74 Klein- Joe
13) Winner- #62 Kleindemonium- Joe
14) Winner- #77 You Get Ate More- Jerry
15) Winner- #55 For Fuq's Sake Sandy, Get Your Hands Out Of Dougs Pants
16) Winner- #66 Denny Hamlin Is A Ball Bag- Doug and #92 Hoyle- Mike

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #58 Floppy Octo Coq- Skippy
2) Winner- #51 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
3) Winner- SC Super Speedy Gonzales- Sally
4) Winner- #74 Klein- Joe

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- A Hearty Handshake and a Well Done- #58 Floppy Octo Coq- Skippy
Third Place- $10 Gift Certificate- Tie- #51 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- Ronda
Second Place- $15 Gift Certificate- SC Super Speedy Gonzales- Sally
First Place- $25 Gift Certificate- #74 Klein- Joe

Time:
On the nuts

Ciao for nao
j

It's time for Curling again!!!

The Winter Olympics are back and that means Curling is on the tube. Noon on USA Network. Here's a little something to get you started!!

Brickyard Crab Racing- 2/3

Brickyard Crab Racing

Rules To Live With And Abide By

Trivia Answers:
1) Africa
2) Amen
3) Joe Louis
4) Johannsen
5) Elizabeth

National Anthem (fourth verse)
Flag Holder- Renee

They’re Off and They’re Haulin’ Shell

Preliminaries:
First Half:
1) Winner- #10 Caligula- Sapphire Racing League (SRL)

Starting Lineup

2) Winner- #71 Thanx. Now Wipe That Shit Off Your Face And Get Me A Beer- Crabby Old Pharts (COF)
3) Winner- #27 Abe Froman, Sausage King Of Chicago- COF
4) Winner- #55 Willow Branch- SRL
5) Winner- #77 Muff Diver- SRL
6) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
7) Winner- #66 Wanna?- Movin' Crab Racing
8) Winner- #60 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- SRL

Halftime:
Some of this.

Second Half (Right back at ya):
9) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations (CS)

Halftime Entries:
Natural Sellout Beeotch

10) Winner- #58 JR- Doctor Hugs Inc (DHI)
11) Winner- #92 Itchy Bitchy- DHI

The Wave

12) Winner- #74 Boiler Up- SRL
13) Winner- #33 Slippery Sailor- MCR
14) Winner- #62 John Doe- COF
15) Winner- #13 Unbridled Evil- Renee
16) Winner- #44 Those Are The Whitest Teeth I've Ever Come Across- Facial Shot Racing (FSR)

Goodbye Losers:

Semifinals:
1) Winner- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations
2) Winner- Super Folkie, The House Crab
3) Winner- #92 Itchy Bitchy- Doctor Hugs Inc
4) Winner- #60 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- Sapphire Racing League

Finals

Order of Merit:
Fourth Place- Hearty Wave and A Well Done- #60 Don't Trust A Ho, 'Cuz The Ho DON'T TRUST YOU!!!- Sapphire Racing League
Third Place- A High Quality Tee Shirt- #92 Itchy Bitchy- Doctor Hugs Inc
Second Place- $20 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (The Next Best Thing To Free)- Super Folkie, The House Crab
First Place- $30 in Folkie’s Krab Kash (Ditto)- #51 Bone Saw- Crustacean Sensations

Time:
Minus Five

Ciao for nao
j