New Team Rankings!

The League Rankings are up! This year we'll be using the "Colin Powell System" which rewards not only the Top 4 Crabs each night, but also awards points for wins in the Prelims. As you can see, The Crustacean Sensations took advantage of the new system by bringing a big crowd and getting lots of Crabs into the Semis.

We've also revised The Draft System. Get to the Races before the Draft (approximately 7:15) and we'll shuffle all the entries. This means that you don't have to get to Folkie's first to get the first pick!

See you on February 1st!

djjj

DAG!!!

Was really looking forward to getting back to Dill for some racin' with the kids, but the weather up in Fort Wayne had other ideas. Guess we'll see you all next week! Stay thirsty!

Trivia Answers

Here are the trivia answers from Wednesday in Marion-

In the shade

Pancho

Scout

The Time Machine

Libya

Good luck and don't forget to answer in the form of a question!

Here We Come (again)!!!

Attention residents of Poe, Hoagland, Yoder, as well as Boston Corner! The true "Sport of Kings" returns to southern Allen County. Sonny and his Incredible Racin' Crustaceans take up residence, so to speak, at the hottest nightspot this side of the Monroeville Legion. We'll be racing at the "Hi Ho Again" on Yoder Road (directly across from the Poe Community Volunteer Fire Department) beginning on Friday January 6th.

Beers of the World will be the theme and coincidentally, I believe that beer is one of this establishment's specialties. Talk about kismet! If we have a decent crowd, we'll resume our once a month visits. So call your friends, call your neighbors, and even call your friends' neighbors, because if you come out, we'll come back!

Your neighborhood has always been one of our favorite stops on the Crab Racing tour and it would be great to get back into the groove with you again. So come see the Ft Wayne area's finest crustacean based adult entertainment. Pick 'em at 7:30, race 'em at 8:00. See you there!!!

djjj

All Hail the Unicorns!!!

Join us Wednesday January 4th at Folkie's to help us crown the 2011 Folkie's Crab Racing League Champions, The Aggressive Homoerotic Unicorn Glitter Party Racing Team (AHUGP)! Oh yeah, we'll start the 2012 season with another evening of those fantastic racin' crustaceans. See you there!!!

Hi Ho, It's Poe!!!

Got some great news for our Crabaholics in Allen County. The Racin' Crustaceans return to Poe on January 6th. We'll be at the "Hi Ho Again" (formerly Muldoon's, formerly the Hi Ho). Remember- Pick 'em at 7:30, race 'em at 8:00. See you there!!!

Holiday Show at Dill Street

Hey all you Muncie Crabheads! We'll be at Dill Street on December 15th for one last show before the break. Don't miss the Crabs before you head for home!

The Unicorn Anthem

O thus be it e'er when Unicorns shall band

Between their loved shells and the race's damnation

Blest with Glitter and Speed may the heaven rescued sand

Praise the Rainbows that hath made and preserved playernation

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is bust

And this be our motto, "In Glitter Unicorns Is Our Trust"

And the AHUGP banner in triumph shall wave

Now let's go insane, throw some Glitter, make it rain!